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PEOPLE
Elton John: Jesus Was Gay
Also Peter Pan, Captain Hook.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscar Winners Told Not to
Thank Mom This Year

And thank no more than three agents.
 
MEDIA
New York Times Confident It
Won't Lose Online Customers
By Charging Them

Reminder: it's WashingtonPost.com.
 
BUSINESS
Economists Call for “Robin Hood
Tax” on Speculators

It would take from rich speculators, give to poor economists.
Los Angeles on Brink of Bankruptcy
Counting on 3-D to revive porn industry.
SCIENCE
Study: Babies Exposed to Two
Languages in Womb More
Open to Being Bilingual

According to Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Study: Even in Virtual World, Men Judge Women on Looks
Based on sales of Lara Kroft, Ugly Betty video games.
 
DNA Proves King Tut Died of Malaria
“Finally we have closure,” says a descendant.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
One Third of Americans Have
Some Hearing Loss

If you want more done about this, speak up.
Study: Overweight Live Longer
Did somebody say McDonald's?
Ill-Fitting Condoms Blamed
For Lower Use

Seems men won't buy condoms labeled “medium” or “small.”

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