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INTERNET
New Website Pleaserobme.com Alerts Thieves When You're Away
One thief calls it a “real timesaver.”
Microsoft, Yahoo Team Up
To Fight Google

As predicted in Revelations.
 
MEDIA
ABC News Will Substantially
Cut Staff as Part of “Fundamental Transformation”

From mediocre to abysmal.
 
BUSINESS
Consumer Confidence Dips
Many fear this is first generation to be less well-off than their great-great-grandparents.
 
Commercial Jet Packs Go on Sale
You must be at least 13 to buy one.
SCIENCE
Women More Attracted to Men
They See With Attractive Women

In study sponsored by National Association of Escort Services.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Naps Clear Your Mind
And clear your desk, which is what you'll be asked to do next time you're caught napping.
 
 
Marijuana Use on the Rise Among Seniors
“It helps me remember where I hid the stash,” explains one.
 
Antidepressant Shows Promise for Women With Low Sex Drive
Doesn’t make them more interested in sex, just less depressed about it.
Age Study: 74-Year-Olds Happiest
Least happy: 75-year-olds.

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