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MISCELLANEOUS
German Hotel Lets Guests Sleep in Classic Cars
Aimed at those who always wanted to sleep in their car, but were too rich.
U.S. Ranks 11th on List of 100 Best Countries; Finland No. 1
Rankings based on overall quality of herring, number of top notch ski jump facilities and length of nighttime.
 
POLL
Most American Students Think Beethoven is a Dog
And prefer his later symphonies.
 
EDUCATION
Profile: Class of '14 Doesn't
Write Cursively, Wear Watches
Or Use Email

Result: Class of '14 won't pass English, graduate on time or find out about it.
FEATURE
Big oil and coal companies are being allowed to put off spending hundreds of millions of dollars on reducing the amount of pollution they spew into our air and rivers. They would much rather spend that money:
A ) to hire American workers right here in America
B ) to hire foreign workers for less money somewhere else
C ) to line the pockets of their CEO’s
Hint: rhymes with “to line the rockets of.”
 
FACTOID
One Half of One Percent of
All Men on Earth Descended
From Genghis Khan

Explains practically everything.

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