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MISCELLANEOUS
Long Now Foundation to Build Massive 10,000 Year Clock
It would serve to remind our civilization and countless civilizations to come just how much time we have on our hands.
One in Four Grown Men
Travel With Stuffed Animal

One in three travel with inflatable woman.
 
BOOKS
Author Claims Many Now
Break Up By Texting, Instant
Messaging, Facebook

Since that's how they met.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Report Challenges "Extra Virgin" Rating of Many Olive Oils
Report withdrawn after head of "major olive oil importing company" makes authors of report "an offer they couldn't refuse."
FEATURE
The Taliban have an estimated 50 Stinger missiles supplied to them by:
  A ) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  B ) Kim Jong il
  C ) Ronald Reagan
Hint: It was back when they were “the moral equivalent of our Founding Fathers.”
 
SPORTS
NFL to Lengthen Regular Season
With Two Extra Games

Increased revenue will pay for higher cost of treating concussions incurred during two extra games.
Dennis Rodman Says He Had Sex With 2,000 Girls
Soon, all humans will be descended from him or Wilt Chamberlain.
LIFESTYLE
Official Lady Gaga Halloween Costumes Unveiled
Your daughter will be wearing one of these.

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