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PEOPLE
Bristol Palin Being Urged to Run for President
Depending on how she does on “Dancing With the Stars.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
TV: Conservative RightNetwork Launches
Will air “positive” entertainment that's anti-abortion, anti-government, anti-environmentalist.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Employers Less Likely
To Hire Applicants They
Associate with Alcohol

So don’t list “drinking” under “hobbies.”
GM's New CEO to Be Paid $9M
Rationale: pay your top executive enough to be able to afford one of your electric cars.
SCIENCE
Study: Money Buys Happiness Up to Annual Household Income of $75,000
Above that, it’s the root of all evil.
Astronomers: Universe Will Eventually Become Cold, Dead Wasteland
Littered with casinos.
 
 
NASA to Intentionally Crash $150 Million Probe Into Sun
Point of mission not entirely clear.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Losing Weight Linked to Higher Levels of Disease-Causing Pollutants in Blood, Calcification of Coronary Arteries
Make that two orders of fries.
Research: Men More Susceptible Than Women to Forgetting Things
Like where they were last night.

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