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PEOPLE
Lady Gaga Calls on Senate to Pass Defense Authorization Bill
Her costumes are crucial components of our anti-ballistic missile system.
General McChrystal Making $60,000 a Speech on Lecture Circuit
Mainly by insulting people who hire him.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Las Vegas: Liberace Museum
Closing

Marks official end to Second Gilded Age.
 
BUSINESS
Producers Ask FDA to Call High Fructose Corn Syrup “Corn Sugar”
Methamphetamine dealers want meth renamed “Vitamin M.”
Boeing Announces Space-Tourism Business
Company to add rocket booster to 747, make seats just a tiny bit smaller.
SCIENCE
Study: A Few Drinks Makes
Others Seem More Receptive
To Your Advances

A few more drinks makes others seem to want to have your child.
Study: Certain Part of Brain Larger in Thoughtful, Introspective People
Smaller in impulsive loudmouths.
 
Three Astronauts Return From Lengthy Stay on Space Station
Two of them lost no muscle mass whatsoever.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Doing Online Search Stimulates Aging Brain More Than Reading Book
Elderly urged to burn their books.
McDonald's Singled Out in Graphic Anti-Obesity Commercial
Did somebody say team of lawyers?

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