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PEOPLE
Ryan Reynolds Voted Sexiest Man Alive
Nearly drops dead when he hears the news.
Viktor Bout, Notorious “Merchant of Death,” Extradited to U.S.
He'll wrestle under that name on “Friday Night Smackdown.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Five Classic Beatles Albums in iTunes Top 20 After New Release
Most people had never heard of them before.
 
BUSINESS
GM Stock Takes Off
Goes from 0 to $34.26 in 7.2 seconds.
Michael Jackson No. 1 on Forbesí List of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities
He thanks his doctor.
SCIENCE
Antimatter Atoms Trapped
By CERN Scientists

Nobel Prize to be shared with scientists from parallel universe.
Scientists Suggest One-Way
Trips to Mars

Offer some names.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Adults in Britain, Switzerland,
New Zealand Most Likely
To See Doctors Same Day
Or Next Day When Needed

Adults in U.S. most likely to see doctors on TV dramas or comedies.
FDA Bans Caffeinated Alcoholic Beverages
Despite all-night lobbying by drunks.
Study: Nurses’ Diagnoses as
Accurate as Surgeons’

But suggest surgery less often.
Researchers Advise Sleeping
In the Dark To Fight Depression

Also recommended: sex in the dark.

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