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NEW PRODUCTS
No Gas, No Problem!
Here's the first truly all-electric car, and it's a ragtop to boot! Never stop at a gas station again, except to use the pay phone to call your jealous pals, still probably tooling around town in their fossil- fueled dinosaurs. Under $1000 (pending government crash-test results).
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Archaeologists Find Cache of
Bronze Age Weapons in England

Justifying Roman invasion of 43 AD.
 
SPORTS
James Naismith’s Original 13 Rules for Basketball Being Auctioned
No. 7: Thou shalt not commit adultery with a teammate's wife.
Obama Injured in Pickup Game, Needs Twelve Stitiches
Listed as day-to-day.
FEATURE
The U. S. now has the most unequal distribution of income and wealth of any major country on earth because:
A )The top 1 percent of income earners make more than the bottom 50 percent.
B )80 percent of all new income earned from 1980 to 2005 has gone to the top 1 percent.
C )The top 1 percent now owns more wealth than the bottom 90 percent.
D )The top 1 percent now owns more members of congress, supreme court justices, judges, governors, state legislators, tv networks and newspapers than the bottom 99 percent.
Hint: everyone passes this quiz.
 
LIFESTYLE
Teens Often Don't Consider
Oral Sex to Be Sex

But it's 3rd base with nobody out.

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