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PEOPLE
WikiLeaks: Qaddafi Travels Everywhere With “Voluptuous Blonde” Nurse
Explains his good health and sunny disposition.
Poll: Ellen DeGeneris Would Be
Best Holiday Party Host

Andy Rooney the worst.
 
MEDIA
House Passes Bill Limiting Volume of TV Commercials
Rider to bill specifically singles out “The Clapper” ad.
 
BUSINESS
Fed Begins Second Round of Quantitative Easing
Or, in English: that BMW you can't afford is even more unaffordable.
Site That Locates, Reviews Pot Dispensaries Goes Public
Flood of buy orders forces trading to be suspended.
SCIENCE
Infidelity Linked to Genes
Worth a try as an excuse if you’re caught.
Scientists Reverse Aging in Mice
Now they have more mice than they know what to do with.
 
Plants That Glow in Dark Developed
Makes a salad easier to see in dimly lit restaurants.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Narcissism May No Longer Be Classified as Personality Disorder
At least not for the top 1%.
 
CORRECTION
Last week, in a story about the Guinness Book of World Records, we mistakenly captioned this photo as "The world's largest soccer ball." It should have read "The world's smallest elephant." We apologize for any confusion.

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