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PEOPLE
Video of Miley Cyrus Smoking Bong at Party Goes Viral
Now tweens all want bongs.
Jim Morrison Pardoned by Florida Governor for Indecent Exposure
Transferred from Ninth Circle of Hell to Eighth.
 
MEDIA
Leaked Fox News Memo: Network Discouraged Use of Term “Public Option”
In favor of “Stalinist Death Machine.”
 
BUSINESS
Jobs Outlook Grim
Unemployment rate for robots hits 12%.
General Mills Reduces Sugar in Cereals
Makes boxes smaller.
SCIENCE
Evidence Mounting for Intelligent
Life on Earth-Like Planets

But not on Earth.
Mysterious X-37B Space Plane Returns From 7 Months in Orbit
Secretive mission's goal: raise suspicions about our space program.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
U.S. Life Expectancy Falls
Slightly in ‘08

Social Security solvency improves slightly.
J&J Recalls Rolaids “Softchews”
After Reports of Wood, Metal
Bits Found

Rolaids “Crunchies,” with pebbles and small pieces of plastic, still available.
One-Third of Men 75-95 Consider Sex “At Least Somewhat Important”
Other two-thirds consider sex “the only thing I ever think about.”

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