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PEOPLE
Mubarak: I Will Not Run
“If nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.”
Sarah, Bristol Palin Apply for Patents on Their Names
In case you were thinking of reinventing yourself.
 
INTERNET
Internet About to Run Out of Addresses
Experts see return to brick and mortar.
 
BUSINESS
Exxon Reports Better-Than-Expected 53% Profit Increase Due to Lower Taxes
Also helpful: takeover of U.S. government.
576-Page Congressional Report Finds Economic Meltdown Was Preventable
If only the same people running the economy now weren't running it then.
Grammatically Incorrect T-Shirts Selling Well
Founder of company boasts he's a “high school dropout.”
SCIENCE
NASA Spots 54 Potentially Life-Friendly Planets
7 would welcome Super Bowl.
Electrical Stimulation to Brain Helped Subjects Creatively Solve Problems
Like how to get researchers to stop stimulating their brains electronically.
Polygamous Mice Have Stronger, Faster Sperm
Only reason they cheat insist unfaithful mice.
 
Few Genetic Variations Separate
Dachshunds from Great Danes

Or Earl Boykins from Yao Ming.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
World Obesity Rate Doubles Since 1980
When, coincidentally, you were a lot thinner.
Study: For-Profits May Be Cherry-Picking Hospice Patients
And making insider deals with cemeteries.

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