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PEOPLE
Qaddafi's Voluptuous Blonde Ukrainian Nurse Leaves Him
She quickly lands photo spread in next month's Playboy Ukraine.
Gingrich Tries to Mend Fences Before Announcing Candidacy
Gives $20,000 to group that assists women who've been served with divorce papers while dying of cancer.
 
BUSINESS
Federal Taxes Lowest Since 1950
Happily, no tax money needed for education, health care, infrastructure, public transportation.
JPMorgan Chase in Talks
To Buy 10% of Twitter

ROFLMAO.
SEC Charges Ex-Goldman Director in Insider Trading Case
After Oscar-winning documentary film maker demands action in acceptance speech.
SCIENCE
Biologist: Polygamy Good for Men, Not So Good for Women
And great for ratings.
Earth Could Be Headed for Next Mass Extinction
Distinguished panel of experts concludes "End is Near" loony was right.
 
National Geographic Reveals World’s Most Typical Man
28-year-old Chinese guy works in iPod factory for a dollar a week, will never see 29.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Brit Journal of Psychiatry: Western Men Face Increased Risk for Depression
As they spend more time caring for the kids.
E. Coli Found on 50 Percent of Shopping Carts
Public urged to block that out of their mind next time they go shopping.

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