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MISCELLANEOUS
Walmart Receipt Bears Image of Jesus
Not shown: Costco receipt bearing image of Moses.
 
RELIGION
Campus Crusade for Christ
Drops “Christ”

Say they're ready to crusade for someone new.
Pope Excommunicates “Illicit” Bishop Ordained by China's State-Controlled Catholic Church
Chinese bishop: “Pope who?”
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
Showcase vote n., A vote held on a bill that has no chance of passing, but still gives lawmakers a taste of what a career in the circus, their first choice, or acting, a close second, would have been like.
FEATURE
In his testimony in front of a Parliamentary Committee regarding hacking into cellphones of celebrities, members of the Royal family, and families of murder or kidnap victims, Rupert Murdoch said he was
  A ) sorry
  B ) very, very sorry
  C ) kind of a little bit sorry
  D ) sorry, but not really
Hint: remember when your parents made you apologize for tormenting a younger sibling? Like that.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Rolls-Royce Introduces Electric Version
Pays for itself in 800 years.

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