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NEW PRODUCTS
Eco-Conscious Bikinis That Can Be Composted
And they dissolve easily in water.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Thousands of Post Offices
To Be Closed

A commemorative stamp will be issued to honor them.
Baby Boomers Worry About
Finances, Health Care

Want government to pay for their medical marijuana.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: Those Still Using Internet Explorer 6 Have Low IQs
But not as low as those still using Compuserve.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Doughnut Bacon Burger Big Hit at New York State Fair
With New York State funeral directors.
FEATURE
The Tea Party is to the Republican Party as:
A )The Sorcerer’s Apprentice is to The Sorcerer
B )The Hulk is to Bruce Banner
C )Mr. Hyde is to Dr. Jekyll
D )The Monster is to Dr. Frankenstein
Hint: It’s alive!

Since 1962, the debt ceiling has been
raised, without debate,
A ) never
B )hardly ever
C ) once, maybe
D ) seventy-four times
Hint: it's more common than a filibuster.
 
SPORTS
NFL Signing Frenzy, Baseball
Trading Deadline Arrive

Packers trade backup quarterback to Cubs for relief pitcher.

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