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PEOPLE
Cain, Winner of Florida Straw Poll, Almost Quit Race Week Before
When “Dancing With the Stars” called.
Disgraced Pastor Ted Haggard to Appear on “Celebrity Wife Swap”
Who says there are no second acts?
NJ Gov. Christie Mulling Presidential Run
Reportedly inquires if White House still has Taft bathtub.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Dead Sea Scrolls Digitized
Now everyone can read them, and the parchment can be recycled.
TRAVEL
Washington Monument to Remain Closed Indefinitely
It was damaged when God objected to runaway spending on entitlements.
 
SPORTS
NBA Negotiations Deadlocked
Millionaires blame billionaires; billionaires blame millionaires.
 
FACTOID
1 in 4 Americans Has Criminal Record
But you were framed.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Tosses 4800 Bottles Containing Messages Into Atlantic, Gets 3100 Responses
Most ask to be removed from his mailing list.

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