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POLITICS
Cain Campaign Ad Featuring Top Adviser Smoking Cigarette Goes Viral
Boosts his appeal with crazy people who smoke.
After Meeting With Trump, Perry Now Doubts Authenticity of Obama's Birth Certificate
Has no doubt about authenticity of Trump's hair.
 
MEDIA
YouTube Launches Broad Entertainment Venture
Hopes its Cute Kitten Channel can compete with cable.
 
BUSINESS
Murdochs Re-elected to Board at Fox
By overwhelming majority of their family.
Disney Now Marketing to Newborns in Delivery Room
Also to infirm, elderly with Mickey, Minnie and Goofy caskets.
SCIENCE
Research: Mass Cannibalism
No Solution to Coming World
Wide Food Shortage

Back to the drawing board.
Study: Alien Encounters Result
Of Vivid Dreaming

And vice versa.
 
 
New Fertility Chip Counts Sperm
It's being marketed as a “great ice breaker.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Teen Violence Linked to Heavy Soda Diet
Also to TV, comic books, rap music, tattoos.
More Evidence Coffee Cuts Skin Cancer Risk
Makes people too jumpy to lie in the sun.
 
HIGH TECH
Find My Friends App Reveals
Wife Cheating on Husband

Find My Husband app reveals husband hiring divorce lawyer.

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