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BUSINESS
Rush Limbaugh Selling Own Brand of Tea
Those who tried it dumped it into Boston Harbor.
Hiring Up Slightly in December
Due to higher than expected number of department store Santas.
Romney Touts His Economic Plan to Create Jobs
Calls for fewer regulations so that companies can merge and lay off workers.
 
ADVERTISING
Kids Clothing Ad Unintentionally Features Naked Man in Background
 
  Same kids also appear unintentionally in background of gay men's cruise ad.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Mental Decline Can Begin
As Early as 45

From watching too much “Spongebob.”
California Cuts $100 Million for Workers Providing In-Home
Care for Sick, Elderly

Many of them too sick, too elderly to vote in next election.
Study: Only One in Seven
Hospital Errors Reported

Conclusion: bright future for liability lawyers.
 
SCIENCE
Scientists: Average Weight, Height of Babies Increasing at Alarming Rate
As predicted in Mayan Calendar.
 
Men More Likely to Enjoy Giving Oral Sex Than Women
According to congressional study.

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