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PEOPLE
Supreme Court Takes Up Case of Cher Using “F” Word on TV in 2002
As a result it will have to delay decision on new health care law.
 
TECHNOLOGY
IBM Device Six Atoms Long, Two Atoms Wide, Can Store Data
Each device can hold one tweet.
New TV's Will Be Able
To Recognize Your Face

Then decide whether or not they want you to watch them.
 
BUSINESS
Maker of Twinkies, Wonder Bread Files for Bankruptcy
Consumer tastes have shifted to less healthy fare.
Huaxi, Small Village in China, Builds 100-Story Skyscraper
First floor already half occupied.
CONSUMER NEWS
Bed, Bath & Beyond Recalls Radioactive Tissue Holder
“Too beyond,” explains spokesperson.
 
SCIENCE
UConn Red Wine Researcher
Accused of Falsifying Data
More Than 100 Times

Says mistakes occurred because he was plastered.
World's Smallest Frog Discovered in New Guinea
It was found sitting on a dime.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Warns Consumers About Excedrin, Gas-X Mix-Up at Factory
Also look out for Pepto-Bismol labeled as Metamucil.
Study Finds Gum, Patches Donít Help Smokers Quit
Only lung cancer helps them quit.
So-Called “Couch Potato Pill” Builds Muscles Without Exercising
Promises a society of musclebound ne'er-do-wells.

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