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TECHNOLOGY
DARPA Developing Humanoid Soldiers To Replace Human Soldiers
However each will require battalion of repairmen.
Google Testing Augmented Reality Eyeglasses
Because reality sucks.
 
SPORTS
As Masters Gets Under Way, Augusta National Golf Club Still Men-Only
But next year it may consider allowing women to caddy.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Virginia Study Shows Bringing
Dogs to Work Reduces Stress

Bringing cats to work reveals you are in need of professional help.
International Pillow Fight Day Marked Around Globe
At a more solemn celebration (not shown), a remembrance for those who gave their lives pillow fighting.
Mitt Romney gets what ordinary citizens are going through because:
A )As a child, he had a close, personal friendship with his chauffeur.
B )At Harvard, he used to joke around with the waiters at the Hasty Pudding Club.
C )He once flew in coach.
D )He's personally experienced how it feels when an average guy's off-shore tax dodge is threatened by uncaring politicians in Washington.
Hint: He wasn't that close to his chauffeur, he despised the waiters at the Hasty Pudding Club, and he never flew coach.
 
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