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PEOPLE
  Fashionable NBA Stars Wearing Lensless Glasses
But only for reading.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hatfield-McCoy Kin Sought For Reality TV Show
Must be able to fight, cuss, drink.
 
BUSINESS
Latvian Airline to Seat Passengers Based on Their Mood
Angry, suicidal passengers in rear, fearful, anxious passengers up front.
Burger King Now Offering Bacon Sundaes
And stents.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Supercomputer Being Assembled
In Wyoming Will Be Able to
Perform 1.5 Quadrillion
Calculations Per Second

To help Romney with his taxes.
SCIENCE
Voyager I About to Leave Solar System
On interstellar journey to introduce rest of universe to Chuck Berry.
 
Mysterious Unmanned Space Plane Lands in California Desert After 15-Month Mission
Its mission: to test the effectiveness of various explanations for sending an unmanned space plane into orbit for fifteen months without it being solely for espionage.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Sperm of Older Men Extends Lifespan of Kids, Grandkids
Really old guys advise hot young women to only have sex with really old guys.
Diesel Engine Fumes Do Cause Cancer, Says World Health Organization
Better pull out and pass that semi, double line or no.

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