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PEOPLE
In Historic Moment, Queen Shakes Hands With Former IRA Commander
After he's frisked.
 
MEDIA
Murdoch Divides Fox Into Two Separate Entities
One for entertainment and publishing, one to run Republican Party.
Study: Kardashians Get 40 Times More News Coverage Than Ocean Acidification
Except for one time ocean acidification had brief fling with Kanye West.
 
BUSINESS
Romney's Dressage-Related 2011 Tax Deductions Exceed U.S. Median Household Income
Ask your wealth manager if dressage-related tax deductions are right for you.
SCIENCE
Finding Higgs Boson “Changes Everything,” Say Physicists
“I can finally get laid,” says one.
 
 
Heat, Drought, Causing Problems Across Nation
Shown: Lake Michigan at high tide.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Israeli Researchers Develop Marijuana Without THC
For those who don't like getting high, but do like getting arrested.
Value of Family Dinners Overrated
According to five-year study underwritten by Snack & Protein Drink Council.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Yum! Brands, Owner of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC, Starts Campaign for Daily “Fourth Meal”
Because we all need to put on a few pounds.

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