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PEOPLE
Vanity  Fair Publishes Photos of a Youthful Mitt Romney
Shown: demonstrating an empathy for the plight of the disadvantaged, a trait he carries with him to this day.
 
MEDIA
Fact-Checkers Chastise Both
Sides in Final Days

Romney claim Chrysler, GM sending jobs to China deemed false; Obama claim oldest daughter now 5' 9" deemed off by 1/4".
 
BUSINESS
Report: Apple Paying Less Than 2% in Taxes on Foreign Earnings
But what taxes they do pay considerably more elegant, sleek and desirable than those of their competitors.
SCIENCE
New York's Power Outage Offers Rare Stargazing Opportunity
According to press release from NYC Chamber of Commerce.
Elephant in South Korean Zoo Has Learned Five Words in South Korean
“Get,” “me,” “out,” “of,” and “here.”
Orbiting Spy Telescope to
Be Turned Around Toward Space

Can read headline on newspaper being held by someone sitting on park bench 3.8 million light-years away.
 
Swedish Stone Formation May Predate Stonehenge
Appears to be primitive dental chart.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Neuroscientists Say Adolescents Take More, Not Less Time to Make Sure They're Making Right Decisions
Better elections would result from setting 18 as maximum, not minimum voting age.

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