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PEOPLE
Mitch McConnell Filibusters His Own Proposal
Then punches himself in the nose, shoots himself in the foot.
 
MEDIA
Law Requiring Volume of TV Commercials to Be Same as Programming Now in Effect
Surely you’ve noticed.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Walmart May Buy Hostess
Workers would once again turn out Twinkies, Ho Hos, Ring Dings, Devil Dogs, Ding Dongs, Sno Balls, Yodels, Suzy Q's, Donettes and Wonder Bread, but without health benefits.
Report: Google Avoided Billions in Taxes by Keeping Money in Bermuda
Researchers discovered it by googling "Google," "tax dodge" and "billions of dollars."
CONSUMER NEWS
Shoppers, Retailers Face Off in Holiday Death Match
Will retailers cave with last-minute discounts, or will shoppers give in and buy first?
 
SCIENCE
Huge Unforeseen Asteroid Just Misses Earth
They're breathing easier on asteroid, too.
Physicists Testing to See if Universe is Actually Computer Simulation
And, if so, of what?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Agriculture Department Eases
School Lunch Rules

Mystery meat may now contain meat.
 
CRIME
Man in Romney Mask Robs Virginia Bank
Man in Paul Ryan mask drives getaway car.

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