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MISCELLANEOUS
New Zealand SPCA Teaching Dogs to Drive
To further assist the blind.
Study: Office Workers Lose
Focus Every 3 Minutes,
Need 23 Minutes to Refocus

Need two years to find new job.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Camera-Equipped TVs Can
Be Hacked, Allowing Hackers
To Watch You Watching TV

Manufacturer warns owners to dress appropriately until problem fixed.
 
FACTOID
Whites No Longer Majority
In U.S. by 2043

Americans can look forward to better food, better music, better sports.
 
SPORTS
NBA: New Orleans Hornets
To Become New Orleans Pelicans

Easier to change name than fire coach.
In 1991, support for stricter gun laws was 78%. Today, after numerous tragedies involving guns, support for stricter gun laws is:
  A )    94%
  B )    84%
  C )    44%
Hint: they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
 
TRAVEL
Transit Authorities Across U.S.
Quietly Installing Surveillance
Systems That Can Record and
Store Passengers' Conversations

For later amusement.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Man Builds Full-Size Replica of Noah's Ark
First animals to board: termites.

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