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TECHNOLOGY
3D Printers Will Soon Be Capable of Printing Human Organs
Promising immortality, assuming you have the right ink cartridge.
Library of Congress Begins
Process of Archiving, Indexing
170 Billion Tweets

With half a billion new tweets each day, job should be completed by 2098.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Pot Vending Machines Coming
Soon to Washington, Colorado

Look for them as soon as you've settled at your new address in either state.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
220-Pound Cheeseburger Debuts in Australia
Also on menu: 440-pound double cheeseburger.
NEW LAWS FOR 2013
 Clothing Optional Concealed Weapon Ban (San Francisco): Prohibits nudists from carrying a concealed weapon.
 Book-Burning Regulation (Orlando): When a book is burned, whether or not it's a sacred text, those responsible must clean up afterwards.
 Fast Food Order Time Limit Statute (Spokane): Stoned patrons of fast food restaurants must place their order in “a timely fashion” or relinquish their place in line.
 Autonomous Vehicle Restrictions (San Jose): Driverless vehicles barred from drive-in movie theaters, outdoor churches, drag races.
 Stop-and-Deport Law Reversed (Phoenix): Ends controversial police practice.
 
LAW
House Republicans Derail Bill Targeting Rapists
Because you never know when you might be facing rape charges yourself.

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