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PEOPLE
Beyoncé Named GQ's Hottest Woman of the 21st Century
Succeeds Hottest Woman of the 20th Century, Theda Bara.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood: Chinese Theater Sold to Chinese
That completes China's purchase of America.
 
BUSINESS
One Five-Story Building in Cayman Islands Home to 18,000 Corporations
And one overworked janitor.
Boeing Insists 787 Dreamliner Safe Despite Several Incidents With Fuel Lines, Electrical Fires
Faulty fuel lines spewing jet fuel onto sparking electrical wires: what could go wrong?
AIG Decides Against Suing U.S. After Being Bailed Out for $182 Billion
Apparently someone at AIG, after analyzing the situation, suggested there was the possibility such a move would be perceived as ungrateful.
SCIENCE
Our Galaxy Estimated to Contain 17 Billion Earth-Sized Planets
Each with its own estimate of how many there are.
17-Month Simulation of Trip
To Mars Reveals Astronauts
Experienced Sleep Problems

Stayed up all night wondering, “How the fuck did I let myself get talked into this?”
 
Fossil Found in Nevada of Sea Monster From 244 Million Years Ago
Ferocious creature dominated until it tried to draw to an inside straight.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Artist Creates Clothes That Hide Wearer From Drones
They're flying off the shelves at Waziristan's Walmart.

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