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PEOPLE
  Ex GOP Senator Pete Domenici, Who Led Effort To Impeach Clinton, Admits to Adulterous Affair in 1970ís With Daughterís 24-Year-Old Friend, Resulting In Love Child, Now 30
“Itís different when a Democrat does it,” he explains.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Billboard Adds YouTube
Views to Its Calculations

Videos of piano-playing cats suddenly dominate Top 100.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Four Execs Indicted for Knowingly Selling Salmonella-Tainted Peanut Butter
Marketed as “Salmonella Smooth” and “Salmonella Crunchy.”
SCIENCE
White House Announces
Plan to Map Brain

Hollywood announces plan to sell maps of stars' brains.
Higgs Boson Calculations Suggest Universe Has Finite Lifespan
But what happens to universe after it dies is anyone's guess.
 
Dolphins Call Each Other by Name
When they can't remember, they just nod and smile.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Male Circumcision Tied to Less Sexual Pleasure
Ask your doctor if less sexual pleasure is right for you.
Coalition of Leading Medical
Societies Releases List of
Unnecessary Procedures

And the places where you can have them done.

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