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TECHNOLOGY
Google Introduces Computerized Glasses
They allow you to control virtually every aspect of your existence while looking off-puttingly dorky.
New Service Will Continue Sending Out Your Tweets After You Die
To remind people how annoying you were.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Americans Prepare for Last-Minute Sequestration Frenzy
Stock up on earplugs.
 
ART
First Clothing-Optional Museum Opens
Fig leaves required in the sculpture garden.
FEATURE
Where is a law moving ahead which would would imprison a woman for up to six months for exposing her breasts in public if it’s judged to be “for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire”?
  A ) Pakistan
  B ) Saudi Arabia
  C ) North Carolina
Hint: Islam is not widely practiced there.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Virginia Pizzeria Gives 15% Discount to Armed Patrons
30% if they're armed and dangerous.

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