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PEOPLE
  Former Presidents Cost Taxpayers $3.7 Million Last Year
Mostly in art supplies.
 
BUSINESS
Yahoo Buys 17-Year-Old's App
For $30 Million

Hey, your kid reached the highest level on Angry Birds, didn't he?
1966-2011: Average Annual
Income Rose $59 for Bottom 90
Percent, $116,071 for Top 10%

Wide disparity expected to continue right up until World War III.
New, Fully- Loaded Honda Odyssey Comes With Built-In Vacuum Cleaner
And live-in maid.
SCIENCE
Study: Robot Ants Outperform
Real Ants

Find their way to food in your picnic basket in half the time it takes real ones.
Study: Brain Scans of Convicts Can Predict Which Ones Most Likely to Become Repeat Offenders
Works equally well on bankers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Social Isolation Increases Death Risk
Time to bring Granny down from the attic.
 
LIFESTYLE
Study: Your Facebook Likes
Reveal Your Personality

If you like darkness, Nazis and snuff films you're probably a little grouchy.
 
LAW
Court Awards Man $8 Thousand for Being Stuck on Disneyland's “It's a Small World” Ride for 30 Minutes
Overturns original award of $8 billion.

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