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MISCELLANEOUS
Australian Store Charges $5 “Just Looking” Fee, Refunded if You Buy Something
You can also pay $3 to not enter store at all.
After Provoking Outrage, Local
Officials in SW England Back
Down on Threat to Ban Apostrophe

But long knives are out for the semicolon.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Powerful New Earth-Observation Satellite Snaps First Photos
Documents shrinking coastlines, vanishing nude beaches.
French Province Using Drones to Deliver Newspapers
Featuring computer-generated content and printed by automated presses, it's delivered right to the door of its humanoid readers.
FEATURE
The Gray Divorce Boom: why?
A )No longer keeping the family together for the kids.
B )Living longer, spending more quality time together.
C )Need to keep lawyers, accountants employed.
D )The Baby Boom Generation making trouble again.
Hint: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
 
NEW PRODUCTS
Zombie For Her and Zombie For Him Perfumes Hit Shelves
Fragrances mimicking the stench of rotting flesh are in vogue again.

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