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TECHNOLOGY
DARPA's Advanced Humanoid Robot Unveiled
Initially it will be programmed to do good.
Report: Microsoft Allowed NSA Complete Access to Encrypted Files
But no tech support to speak of.
 
SPORTS
Wall Street Journal Clocks Only
18 Minutes of Action in Average Baseball Game

Scratching, spitting, nosepicking considered action.
MLB Considers Suspensions for Players Linked to Anti-Aging Clinic
And a spanking.
EA Sports Removes Accused Killer Aaron Hernandez From Its Football Games
Adds him to its UFC games.
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Bin Laden Wore Cowboy Hat to Avoid Detection by Drones
Spoke in Yiddish accent to throw off wiretaps.
 
LAW
Iowa Supreme Court: Okay to Fire Woman for Being Too Attractive
However, justices encourage fetching young plaintiff to return “anytime” and file an appeal.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Dirty Air Shortens Life Expectancy 5 Years in Northern China
And two weeks for tourists.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China: World's Largest Building Can Hold 3 Pentagons or 20 Sydney Opera Houses
Public will get to decide.

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