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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
Rodeo Clown Fired for Mocking President
Then hired as commentator on Fox.
 
Billionaire Jeff Bezos Buys Washington Post for $250 Million
Daily delivery by drones begins next month.
 
Dalai Lama Victim of Identify Theft
But imposter insists he is Dalai Lama, demands polygraph.
 
Theory: Yeti Might Be Undiscovered Polar Bear Hybrid
But losing its habitat due to global warming.
 
Facebook's Data Center to Run Entirely on Wind
Workers will be encouraged to use paperweights.
2013
 
Obama Calls Broccoli His Favorite Food
After meeting with his favorite person, John Boehner.
 
Youngster Becomes President for a Day
He's praised for his handling of the Syrian crisis.
 
Black Friday Starting Earlier Every Year
Next year it falls on Good Friday.
 
Bangkok: Hitler Fried Chicken Restaurant Closes
Blames competition from Mussolini Subs.
 
Federal Judge: NSA Surveillance “Almost Orwellian”
And “beyond Kafkaesque.”

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