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PEOPLE
Paying in Bitcoins, Winklevoss Twins Book Flight on Virgin Galactic
They're doing it to inspire other identical-twins-with-millions-tied-up-
in-virtual-currency-who-might-want-
to-go-into-space to take a chance.
 
ADVERTISING
Ad for American Military Rifle Angers Italian Culture Ministry
Despite spreading appreciation for fine art to an entirely new audience.
 
BUSINESS
Bill Gates Reclaims Top Spot on Forbes List of Billionaires
 
   Current Top 10:
   1.Gates6. Walton
   2.Buffett7. Walton
   3.McDuck8. Walton
   4.Warbucks9. Walton
   5.Walton10. Walton
SCIENCE
Researchers Resurrect 30,000-
Year-Old Virus Pulled From
Siberian Permafrost

Say they got idea from horror film they saw as kids.
 
“Cosmos” Returns to TV With Some Changes
Now it's “trillions and trillions” of stars.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Radio Shack to Close 1100 Stores
Blames reduced demand for replacement vacuum tubes for Victrolas.
Facebook to Buy Drone Maker, Bring Internet Access to Remote Regions
Primitive tribesmen in outback will soon be able to “like” each other.
 
MILESTONES
Japan: World's Oldest Woman Turns 116
Says she's adding skydiving, violin lessons, sexting to her bucket list.

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