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PEOPLE
Clapper Admits NSA Performed Warrantless Searches on Americans
Won't say any more until he's out of office and has a seven-figure book deal firmly in hand.
 
MEDIA
Among DirectTV Subscribers Who Canít Watch Dodgers on TV Due to Dispute Over Price of Carrying Games: Their Announcer, Vin Scully
But he can still listen on the radio.
 
BUSINESS
Hong Kong Pizza Hut Offering Pie With Fish Eggs, Cream Cheese in Crust
If you want haggis, it's $.50 extra.
Supreme Court Strikes Down
Cap on Overall Political Donations

Where once a rich man could buy a mayor or a congressman, now he'll be able to buy a mayor, a congressman and two senators to boot.
SCIENCE
Scientists Produce Fusion Reaction That Creates More Energy Than Was in Fuel to Start With
But costs more than just adding more fuel.
Crimean Crisis Extends to International Space Station
Russian cosmonauts annex escape pod.
 
Saturn Moon Enceladus Has a Sea the Size of Lake Superior
According to its colorful brochure.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Being Underweight Associated With Greater Risk of Premature Death Than Being Overweight
Pass the nachos!
 
ENVIRONMENT
Arctic Sea Ice Disappearing Much Faster Than Expected
Twice as fast as expected last week.

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