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PEOPLE
Assad Re-Elected in Syria, Receives 88.7% of Vote
Supporters disregard his use of chemical weapons: “Everybody makes mistakes.”
 
BUSINESS
Hot New Silicon Valley Start-Up, Twitch, Lets You Watch Others Playing Video Games
For those with no life of their own whatsoever.
GM's Internal Investigation Finds
No Wrongdoing by Higher-Ups

Blame stops at third floor.
Brooklyn Man Threatens Lawsuits Against Anyone Using His Trademarked Symbol for Pi
All scientific research suspended as lawyers, mathematicians mull their next move.
SCIENCE
Study: Chimps Best Humans
In Short-Term Memory Tests

Chimps now banned at all blackjack tables.
NASA Shocked to Discover
Earth-Like Planet 17 Times
Size of Earth

Scientists on that planet shocked to discover planet like theirs that's so small.
Looks Like Einstein Was Wrong About Quantum Entanglement
And you were right.
 
Stunning Hubble Photo Captures 10,000 Galaxies
But it's only worth a thousand words.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Texas Republicans Support “Restorative Therapy” for Gays
Reject “restorative therapy” for bigots.

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