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PAGE THREE – JULY 7 - 13, 2014
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MISCELLANEOUS
Marijuana Food Trucks Begin Operating in Washington State
Drive up one street, down next playing “Everybody Must Get Stoned.”
Facebook Apologizes for
Conducting Psychological
Experiments on Its Users

“We got a little megalomaniacal.”
 
EDUCATION
Study: More Than Half of All Ph.D. Degrees Issued Are Fake
But nobody knows which ones.
 
SPORTS
Helsinki: Finnish Couple Wins 19th Annual Wife Carrying Championship
Same couple won last year's Husband Carrying Championship.
World Cup Continues Without U.S.
America's attention turns to other sports.
NEW PRODUCTS
New “Blackphone” Promises Absolute Security!
Now you can let those you care about most know you're tied up in traffic and running a little late without fear of foreign (or domestic) spies listening in. The Blackphone encrypts everything, from grocery lists to calls to grandma; it's so secure Edward Snowden threw his away in disgust! $895, at Two Hackers From Hackensack.
 
RELIGION
Pope: “Woman Was Taken
From a Rib”

And who ever heard of a rib becoming a priest.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Conservatives Outfit Trucks to Spew Black Smoke in Protest of Obama, Environmentalists
Next week will protest Clean Water Act by peeing in a reservoir.

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