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TECHNOLOGY
1,000-Robot “Swarm” Created by Researchers
It's capable of organizing into different shapes, performing various functions, like taking over world.
Report: DARPA Developing
Laser-Guided “Smart” Bullet

It can determine guilt or innocence in mid-flight.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Nominations Announced for Anonymous Awards
Named were: A Highly Placed Source at the White House, A Trusted Aide to House Majority Leader Boehner, A Top Advisor to the Secretary of Defense, Speaking on Background, A Knowledgeable Official, Speaking on Condition of Anonymity Due to the Sensitive Nature of the Subject.
 
AUTOS
Ferrari Sells for Record $38 Million
Comes with 3-year/36,000- mile limited warranty.
SPECIAL FEATURE
Ideas for Family Labor Day Picnic
A )Discuss who's to blame for what's going on in Washington.
B )Discuss what to do about immigration crisis.
C )Discuss Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
D )Discuss who is in the Baseball Hall of Fame, who shouldn't be, who is not and who should be (although this subject often leads to violent confrontations).
 
SPORTS
NFL Experimenting With Longer Extra Points During Exhibition Season
Drama added when absolute certainty kick will be good changes to near certainty.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
New “Smart” Gun Opposed by NRA
Who want nothing to do with word “smart.”

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