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MISCELLANEOUS
South Dakota Pulls "Don't Jerk and Drive" Ads From TV, Social Media
After tens of thousands of cross-country truckers switch from I-90 through South Dakota to I-80 through Nebraska.
 
TECHNOLOGY
58% of Americans Have Smartphones
8% smart.
 
TRENDS
Japan: Women Can Now Marry Themselves
And fill their wedding album with selfies.
 
PUBLSIHING
HarperCollins Omits Israel in Atlases Sold in Middle East
Atlases sold in Israel omit every surrounding country.
FEATURE
Who Said This About Afghanistan? “Not one benefit, political or military, was acquired with this war. Our eventual evacuation of the country resembled the retreat of an army defeated.”
A )Hamid Karzai
B )Robert Gates
C ) Dennis Kucinich
D )British army chaplain G.R. Gleig, in 1843.
Hint: even if he was British, hes still a Monday morning quarterback.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Russia Wins World Mind Games, U.S. Finishes 13th
But our money went farther at the world food court.

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