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PEOPLE
Fidel Castro Seen in Public for First Time In Over a Year
Downing Jell-O shots, singing karaoke, dancing with multiple partners at Salsa club.
Ex-Presidential Hopeful Michele Bachmann Compares Obama to Suicidal German Pilot
Makes comment on set of her upcoming motion picture, Sharknado 3.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Raises Employees'
Pay to Above Minimum Wage

Even though they'll start eating at Carl's Jr.
Banks Move to Extend More Credit to Borrowers With Bad Credit Ratings
Grifters, deadbeats call move “long overdue.”
New Lincoln Continental to be Sold in U.S. Designed for Chinese Market
Game over.
SCIENCE
Mysterious Non-Random Radio Bursts From Outside Our Galaxy Have Scientists Baffled
They could be from an intelligent civilization thousands of light years away, or a bunch of wiseguys thousands of light years away.
Thirty New Species Found in Los Angeles
“All new! Never seen before!” says their press agent.
 
Hubble Telescope Confirms Einstein's Theory of Relativity
For those among us who haven't done the math.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Kraft, Dietitian Group End Deal on Kraft Singles
Sticking point Kraft's insistence that Kraft Singles is “a cheese product.”
Expert Insists Roundup Chemical Safe to Drink But Won't Drink It
Tells French TV show it's safe for others to drink.

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