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PAGE THREE – APRIL 6 - 12, 2015
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MISCELLANEOUS
LA Unveils Detailed New Parking Signs
City expects to reap windfall from ticket revenue.
Russian Museum Putting
Positive Spin on Ivan the Terrible

Displays his many talents: Ivan the Terrible painter, Ivan the Terrible dancer, Ivan the Terrible cook.
 
FACTOID
10% of California's Water
Goes to Almond Farming

Californians urged to switch from Almond Joy to Mounds.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Looks for Ways
To Help Hitters

Other than PEDs.
All Major League Stadiums
Now Using Metal Detectors

Expect long delays before speeded-up game.
FEATURE
What is this?
DISTRACTIONS LEADING TO SIX OUT OF TEN CRASHES
15% Interacting with passengers
12% Using a cellphone
10% Looking at something in car
9% Looking at something outside
8% Singing/Dancing to music
6% Grooming
6% Reaching for an object
A )Things people do while driving.
B )Things people do while driving, not you!!
C )Teenagers: gotta love 'em!
Hint: the minimum age for driving in the United States should be 35.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Viral Blurry Photo Supposedly Determines if You Need Glasses
If you see Albert Einstein, you don't need glasses; if you see Marilyn Monroe, you need glasses, and a date.

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