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PEOPLE
Kim Jong Un's Brother, Kim Jong Chul, Spotted at Eric Clapton Concert in London
Observers not sure if he'll be welcomed home or thrown in wood chipper.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Disney Announces Another Disneyland- Based Movie
Following success of Tomorrowland, Pirates of the Caribbean, studio readies action-adventure Parking Lot C for a Fall release.
 
BUSINESS
Five Big Banks to Pay
$5 Billion in Fines for Illegally
Manipulating Markets

Big tax writeoff results in bigger bonuses for top execs.
Disney Opens Its Largest
Store in the World in China

Only one where you can order Plutoburgers.
SCIENCE
18,000 New Species
Discovered in 2014

More than enough to replace those that became extinct last year.
British Astronomer: Robots
Will Be Running World Soon

And you don't have to be a rocket scientist robot to know what's wrong with this planet and how to fix it.
Study: Cold Days Cause
More Deaths Than Hot Ones

Climate change deniers pivot,
argue global warming desirable.
 
ISIS Destroying Some Antiquities, Selling Others
The more they destroy, the more they can charge for what's left.
 
EDUCATION
California: Eleven-Year-Old Graduates College with 3 Degrees
But no one interested in hiring over-qualified eleven-year-old.

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