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PEOPLE
Pope Says He Hasn't Watched TV Since 1990
“There's nothing good on,” he explains.
 
BUSINESS
IRS Suspects Identity Thieves
Are in Russia

Where stealing foreign identities is a highly-regarded career.
KFC Revives Colonel Sanders in Its Advertising
After shower, shave, three month intensive at Betty Ford.
 
TRAVEL
New York: Man Arrested for
Charging Couple $400 to Ride
on Staten Island Ferry

He's grilled by city's tourist bureau to see what other ideas he has, then released.
SCIENCE
Physicist's Nobel Prize Sells for $765,002 in Online Auction
Better check your sock drawer to see if you have one.
Study: Eye Contact Between
Dogs and Their Owners Increases Oxytocin Levels in Both

With cats, iguanas, not so much.
 
Study: Seeing Awe-Inspiring Natural Sights Makes You a Better Person
But does nothing for your credit score.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Americans Getting Even Fatter
We're so fat “we each have our own zip code,” quips comedian Jack Carter.
 
LAW
Nebraska, a Red State, Abolishes Death Penalty
For Republicans.

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