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PEOPLE
Edward Snowden Opens Twitter Account
Will gradually release millions of top secret NSA tweets.
 
MEDIA
CNN: Democratic Debate to Be Streamed in Virtual Reality
Preceded by disclaimer: “Bernie Sanders may be too intense for some viewers.”
 
BUSINESS
Forbes: 400 Wealthiest Americans Worth $2.34 Trillion, Up $50 Billion From Last Year
That's just a lousy $125 million more each.
Since Cheating Scandal VW Reports Increased Sales
May rehire CEO.
3-D Printed Lattes Now Available
Customers don't mind slightly bitter taste of ink.
SCIENCE
Study: Every Human Emits His or Her Own Unique Cloud of Bacteria
Formerly referred to as “his or her own unique je ne sais quoi.”
Scientists Building Frozen Zoo at U. of Georgia to Save Endangered Species
So future generations can hunt them.
 
New Fear: Ancient Viruses Frozen in Permafrost Will Be Released by Global Warming
Bigger fear: antibiotics to fight them will be way too expensive.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Drinking More Beer Could Lower Woman's Risk Of Heart Attack
And raise her risk of virtually everything else.
Sales of Full-Calorie Sodas Have Plummeted Over Last 20 Years
Smarter consumers prefer zero-calorie drinks with their 1800-calorie Whopper.

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