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NEW PRODUCTS
It's Not the World's Biggest Person, But the World's Tiniest Drone!
This little marvel is perfect if you like to snoop around the neigborhood but your current drone can only hover outside. Now you can slip inside the smallest openings and broadcast to the world live high-def video of bath night at the Mahoneys. $29.95, or 6 for $150, at Big Brother & Beyond.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Peeple, New Yelp-Like App for Rating Other People Causing Uproar
Most shocked to learn they're only a three.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Data Overload Stressing Us Out
According to reams of data.
 
RELIGION
Pope to Allow Catholics Who
Have Had Abortions Into
Heaven Starting Dec. 8

Until then, they can remain in Hell or wait in Limbo.
In announcing that he will resign as Speaker of the House, John Boehner used words that shocked other members of his party. They were:
  A ) Socialism.
  B ) Affordable care.
  C ) Undocumented workers.
  D ) Compromise.
Hint: as Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.”
 
SPORTS
NFL: September First Month in
Over 6 Years No Players Arrested

And only three owners.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  600-Foot-High Glass-Bottomed Suspension Bridge Opens in China
Bridge desperately needed so acrophobia sufferers can get to hospital on other side of deep gorge.

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