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NEW PRODUCTS
This Thing Transmits Your Dog's Mood to You Wherever You Are!
Brilliant entrepreneurs hope to make millions by selling a strap loaded with electronics that attaches to your dog's tail and lets you know if your dog's happy (right wag) or sad (left wag) from anywhere in the world. $99.95, at Wait-What?
 
OUR TIMES
Book: Nixon Scribbled Privately, “The Result=Zilch” Assessing 10-Year Bombing Campaign in Laos, Vietnam
But at least he wasn't a crook.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Photo of Billy the Kid Playing
Croquet Found in Junk Shop
Could Be Worth Millions

Picture of James brothers and Ford brothers playing Canasta (not shown) could be worth even more.
BREAKING NEWS
Jeb Bush: We Can't Trust Donald Trump With Our Nuclear Codes
Not with that hair.
 
ENVIRONMENT
NASA Climate Scientist Says
Seas Will Rise More, and Sooner

Suggests we seek higher ground, or buy galoshes.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Art World to Use DNA-Based Authentication to Spot Fakes
Although forgers have been known to perfectly copy Van Gogh's genome.
 
SPORTS
Fearing Injury, More Parents
Preventing Kids From Playing
Football

Steering them to rugby, mixed martial arts, jousting.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Chinese Obama Look-Alike Gets $1,500 Per Show
Says he hopes to eventually work in Times Square.

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