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TECHNOLOGY
Vaginal Speaker Allows Fetuses to Hear Music
Updated model has microphone for karaoke.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Fragrance “Inspired by Vladimir Putin” Introduced
Sales reported brisk in Crimea.
Study: People Who Swear Most
Have Biggest Vocabularies

And can beat the shit out of you at fuckin' Scrabble.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Pretty Girls Get Better Grades
And a tryout at Fox News.
 
SPORTS
More States Find Fantasy
Sports Sites Illegal

Sports fans may be forced to go back to rooting for their favorite team.
What is this?
1. China 6. Pakistan
2. Iran 7. Yemen
3. Saudi Arabia 8. North Korea
4. Iraq 9. Vietnam
5. United States 10. Libya
A )The 10 countries with the most Chinese restaurants.
B )The 10 countries with the most billionaires.
C )The 10 countries with the most newspapers.
D )The 10 countries with the most executions.
Hint: There's only one billionaire in North Korea and very few Chinese resaurants in Yemen.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Judge Rules Viral Selfie Taken by Macaque Monkey Does Not Belong to Him
Monkey vows to appeal.

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