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TECHNOLOGY
U.S. Developing Nuclear Bomb With Variable Yield
Some days you want a big bomb, some days you're in the mood for something a little smaller.
Expert Predicts Robots Could Outnumber Humans as Early as 2040
Eradicate us by 2050.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Advocates for Driverless Cars Say They Could Cut Fatalities by 80%
If Americans willing to give up God-given right to cause them.
 
PUBLISHING
Book: Koch Brothers' Father
Helped Build Nazi Oil Refinery

And the fortune he passed on to his sons now does pretty much the same thing.
 
SPORTS
NFL Approves Move of Rams
Back to Los Angeles

Fans urged to begin driving now to next fall's opening game.
FEATURE
What is this?
Harvard35.9   M.I.T.12.4
Texas25.4   Texas A&M11.1
Yale23.9   Northwestern9.8
Stanford21.4   U. of Mich.9.7
Princeton21.0   U. of Penn. 9.6
A )The top 10 college football rankings.
B )The top 10 colleges by student/teacher ratio.
C )The top 10 colleges by teacher/student ratio.
D )The top 10 party schools.
E )The top 10 universities by endowment (in billions of dollars).
Hint: You'd have to win a lot of Powerball jackpots to get on this list.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Taiwan: Giant Glass Slipper Church Opens
This week's sermon: “People Who Worship in Glass Slippers Shouldn't Throw Stones.”

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