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SOCIAL MEDIA
Millions of Visitors Crash BernieSingles.com Dating Site
So many lonely, miserable Marxists seeking companionship from lonely, miserable Trotskyites.
 
 
BUSINESS
Toy Industry Bets on Movies
50 Shades of Grey action figures flying off shelves.
Restaurant Revenue Up, Evidence of Strengthening Economy
Or it might just be that Red Lobster bounce.
New York: 73-Story Luxury Skyscraper Proposed for Brooklyn
Aimed at Saudi princes priced out of Manhattan market.
CONSUMER NEWS
Tests Reveal Zero Parmesan in
Some Parmesan Cheeses, and
Some Contain 9% Wood

Look for “Made with Real Wood” on the label.
 
SCIENCE
NASA: Record 18,300 Applied
To Be Astronauts

Most say they'd be happy with any job.
 
Cat Obesity on the Rise
Although fanciers prefer calling them plus-size felines.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
One Third of Americans Not
Getting Enough Sleep

Every day they commiserate with each other at Starbucks.
Study: High-Sugar Diet as Damaging to Brain as Extreme Stress or Abuse
So calm down and have a Snickers.

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