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PHILATELY
Recovered: Extremely Rare 1918 “Inverted Jenny” 24-Cent Postage Stamp
Unfortunately, two needed to mail first class letter.
 
MEDIA
Study: 62% Now Get Their News From Social Media
But still rely on newspapers for dog training, wrapping fish.
 
BUSINESS
Average Compensation for Top
Executives Last Year Down
15%, to $19.3 Million

As a result, many have stopped leaving tips.
Trump Halloween Mask Production Ramps Up
Trump Hats, Masks & Novelties Co. adds third shift to meet demand.
SCIENCE
Machine in Development Could Soon Turn Your Thoughts Into Speech
For just a penny.
New Way to Measure a Second So Accurate it Would Vary Only 100 Seconds in 14 Billion Years
So, if you can afford to be a minute and a half late, this is for you.
 
Robots Being Taught to Feel Pain
“Spare the rod, spoil the robot,” say researchers.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Evidence Breakfast Not
Most Important Meal in Day

Experts now think it's brunch.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Mars Candy Co. Warns Consumers About Eating Too Much of Their Products
New ad: “One M&M a day keeps the doctor away.”

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