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MISCELLANEOUS
Hitler's Secret Code Machine Found on eBay
Seller had decided to upgrade his encryption methods.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Study: 90% of Us Panic About
Losing Power on Our Phones

Other ten percent mostly indigenous tribes cut off from civilization.
 
FACTOID
Survey: One in Ten People
Use Their Phones During Sex

Moms always call at the worst time.
 
TRAVEL
Deltaís No Frills Tickets Generated $20 Million in Incremental Revenue
“Itís a bit windy out here on the wing,” says one satisfied customer, “but you canít beat the price.”
Leading the world in providing solar power to its citizens is:
  A ) The United States
  B ) Denmark
  C ) Mexico
  D ) North Korea
Hint: it all started when Daffy Duck and Dennis Rodman appeared to Kim Jong Il in a dream and told him to do it.
 
LIFESTYLE
Startup Making Synthetic Wine Without Grapes to Mimic Fine Vintages
Still working on pretentious names.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Climate Change Puts Statue of Liberty at Risk
Some would scrap it, use metal to build wall.

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